@Malicous Woh he got me die you degenerate scum your not funny I'm making a joke out of you your fat nigger of a mum should have stomped on you or drowned you in a bath you spear chucking africoon american fat coon can't wait for the kkk to find your low life low money family go back to the cotton field normie nigger faggot yeh I am a cracker just like the whip on your back go one build for me you probably listen to trap nation and free style with your homies behind the fuckin watermelon store y

With your feet on the air and your head on the ground
Try this trick and spin it, yeah
Your head will collapse but there's nothing in it
And you'll ask yourself
"Where is my mind?"
"Where is my mind?"
"Where is my mind?"

Way out in the water
See it swimming?

I was swimming in the Caribbean
Animals were hiding behind the rocks
Except the little fish, but they told me
This is where it's gonna talk to me honeybunny:
"Where is my mind?"
"Where is my mind?"
"Where is my mind?"

@Maicous Anyone who uses the word "Literally" is fucking stupid

Woh he got me die you degenerate scum your not funny I'm making a joke out of you your fat nigger of a mum should have stomped on you or drowned you in a bath you spear chucking africoon american fat coon can't wait for the kkk to find your low life low money family go back to the cotton field normie nigger faggot yeh I am a cracker just like the whip on your back go one build for me you probably listen to trap nation and free style with your homies behind the fuckin watermelon store you niggers

rally felt like I was fucking Weezer music. I went through about 4 or 5 songs and ended up busting a fat nut right on that beautiful moment on The British Are Coming (you know the one, right around the 2:50 mark)

Anyway I’m still kinda shroomed but yeah thank you for letting me share this cool but fucked up moment with you all. Go Weezer

It was late last night and I was coming down off a mushroom trip and kinda baked as well and I was listening to music. Suddenly I just got that feeling that I really wanted to beat one off, you know what I mean fellas. But instead of pulling up the latest Lexi Belle vid or whatever I just kinda started going at it to Only in Dreams. I realised in that moment how much I loved Weezer. It was amazing, it was as if my sexuality itself combined with the sonic waves coming out of my earphones, it lite

It's just one of those days
When you don't wanna wake up
Everything is fucked
Everybody sucks
You don't really know why
But you want justify
Rippin' someone's head off
No human contact
And if you interact
Your life is on contract
Your best bet is to stay away, motherfucker!
It's just one of those days


It's all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit lettin' shit slip
Or you'll be leavin' with a fat lip
It's all about the he says/she says bullshit
I think you better quit let

It's literally so stupid
So my cousin is 31, his wife is 30, and she had her parents and a few friends come over from germany to celebrate Christmas/New Years. They were trying to hook the one girl that I like up with one of his mates, so they made them share a bed etc. Long story short, they slept together in the same bed for a little over a week but didn't do anything because she doesn't like him like that or something.
Yesterday I go out drinking with him, he picks up some danish chick and he

@SUPERDUDE43 im retarded i made a copypaste of vsauce

How fucking retarded can these fucks get