I'm cool.

I is Bowser teh Koopa King, but you can jus call meh Bowsa. ♥♥Princess Peach is mah secksy secksy wief, an I luv her very very much!♥♥ Mah best frends be Dr. Robotnik, Link Mah Boi, and Captain Lou Albano. I also liek sayin teh word COCK, jus liek how Robotnik lieks seyin PINGAS. Don't fall for mah cheep imitation called Bowserschannel, mah evil cloen. Mah new arch enemies be Malleo, Weegee, and Fortran.

I subscrieb to EVRYONE I find. I WILL NOT subscrieb to you if you be askin sub 4 sub or if you ask meh to subscrieb.

Name: King Bowser M. Koopa
Age: 23
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★♪Peple I liek♪★
•♥♥IAMPEACHIE♥♥
•♥Mah Family♥
•♦drivojulianrobotnik♦
•♦IamLinkMahBoi♦
•♦IAMCaptLouAlbano♦
•All mah othr frends

★♪Tings I enjoy♪★
•Yummy foodz
•Sleep
•Havin mah belly rubed
•Bein petted

‡‡Mah enemies‡‡
•卐Malleo卐
•Groudon457
•BowsersChannel
•Sonic recolors

‡‡Tings dat I can't stand‡‡
•Peple who tink dey can jus "becoem&q uot; a Stuper Bowsa Pal.
•Peple who tink I's evil, WICH I'S NOT!
•Peple dat cant accept me an Peach bein togethr.
•Peple who tink I's not Bowser, an dat Bowsa is moar den jus mah nicknaem.
•Sonic recolors

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City: Bowsa Land
Country: Heard Island and McDonald Islands
Occupation: Teh Koopa King
Interests and Hobbies: sayin COCK, luvin on ♥♥SECKSY SECKSY PEACH♥♥ I lieks foods to... Yummy, yummy foods...♥♥
Movies and Shows: Not teh Mario live action movie or mario TV show cause dey didnt use mah secksy self teh play as meh! But teh Mario Anime Movie be gewd! Dey use mah butiful self as meh! Bowsa!
Music: Run Away 5, Captain Lou Albano (DO THE MARIO!), Western Show on SMW, Momotaro, an Weebl's Stuff.
Books: READING HURTS MAH BRAIN! WRARG!