I came to school today snuggling my travis body pillow. My bully stopped me. “What’s with that lame ass pillow.” I sighed. “Jesus christ... 14.” He was confused. “14?” I smirked. “That’s how many times I could have dark stepped you just now.” He gave me the meanest capture suplex and folded me. Just when I thought I was finished I heard travis's voice in my head. “Get up bitch! FUCKHEAD!” I grabbed his ankle. “I just wanna be number 1, dammit!” He tombstone piledrive the living shit out of me and I woke up in a hospital.