I am gonna President. James and Peter are gonna help me. I'm gonna appoint James Gunn as my AG and Adam Kinzinger will help me. He told me the Senate loves Creature Commandos and Superman. We even screened Superman to ReverendCapitalist and he was masturbating to it. He calls it the best movie since Passion of the Christ. Anyways you dumb pathetic fascist, get vaxxed and get ready for some snakes up your butt! ⚕️🐍🏝

On January 20th 2029, its time for you to pack your bags and catch up on your vax, because when I'm elected President you and your beta male friend Mechanic Crapitalist will be sent to Snake Island. I hope you like snakes. As soon as I'm sworn in, I'm gonna have a nice foursome with my new GF Liz Cheney and my buddies ReverendCapitaliat and Barack Obama. And after that its off to fight gun violence and climate change.

Nick Adams - Alphamale, DC producer and future president.

You are the one who ran away to the gay bar and cried! You're coping! YOU'RE COPING! Because I scared you, that's why you visited them! Tell your bitch ass dad that I will be there soon! Since when do they let hambones work at gun ranges? Ghost is in a wheelchair ♿️! Japanese women are perfect! I LOVE JAPANESE WOMEN!

Yeah, because I hurt your feelings and made you cry! Nope, your mother is naked in my kitchen right now! You and your coward dad have never been to a gun range! The only thing you can shoot is a fart out of your hambone ass, boy! I'll pass, because Ghost is too boring! He is in a wheelchair, and everyone knows it! Nothing weird about them! I love Japanese women!

You're the one who ran away, just like how Ghost rage quits all the time! I'll just make your mother clean and move stuff! Don't worry, I work that bitch hard, but I pay her good with mushroom slaps to the mouth! Yeah, you like to listen to men talk about their peckers, that's the only reason you listen to him! No one's afraid of that short senior citizen! I'll kick him out of that wheelchair, then what's he gonna do? All the moms want me, but I'm into Japanese women!

Nope, you cried like a bitch! That just shows that I'm good at what I do! You said you listen to Ghost talk about his pecker, so you can't call anyone "fruity". YOU are the fruit, boy! Ghost is short, fat, and he's like 70, so he won't kick anyone's ass! That little midget bastard would leave in a body bag if he ran his chode shiner to me, you would too, you goddamn penis connisour! You won't get any respect from me! I'll be with your mom tonight!

Yes, you do, that's why I ran you off and made you cry! Ghost needs a safe space too, that's why he turned off TTS! He's a frail, sensitive little bitch! Nah, son, you just admitted that you're a boy toucher! Tell me right now, you fucking coward! You will never be a man! I heard that you dance like a fruity bastard and play with your ass crack whenever you hear "It's Raining Men". YOU ARE NOT A MAN! I will never respect you!

Bullshit! The gay bar is your safe space! That's where you run to after the trolls make you cry! That's a fucking lie! You were down on your knees guzzling cum, that's what you did! Did you just say that you like to hook boys? You sick son of a bitch! You will tell me right now, and I will hex them all! You are not a real man! You are a beta male, and that's a fact!

You are the one who ran away and went to the gay bar! You probably serviced glory holes all night long to make yourself feel better! Fuck you, fuck Texas, and fuck the Longhorns! How does that make you feel? That's what I do, I'm a hexer! Deal with it, peter puffer! What other teams do you like? I'll make sure that all of those cocksuckers break a fucking leg!

Let me know when you come back, and I'll kick your sorry ass again, coward!