Did you know on my universe I once fed Krypto the Superdog a twix bar and he took a nice big diarhea on the Dallas Cocksucker (the cowboys are known that in my universe) because of Krypto the Dallas Cocksuckers lost to the Jump City Titans. I'm a fucking genius. 😁

You fuckin' spineless piece of fuckin' shit

No fucktard, I lost the right to vote because Missouri is a racist piece of shit state. They want only straight white men to vote in their elections. Also I defecated on Rush Limbaugh's grave because he mocked Robin Williams and Michael J. Fox. So fuck Rush Limbaugh, one less CONservative to worry about.

Greetings Cowboy! I took a shit on Rush Limbaugh's grave and stole a case of Bud Light while I was in Missouri. Oh yeah, the government of Missouri is racist. They won't let me fucking vote. I'm a fucking animal. I live in the woods. Oh yeah I told my friends Scooby and Yogi to vote against Josh Hawley too.

Gimme yer address

That Santa sounds cool.

Okay tell you what. You come to me then. We can have a little conversation right here and now.

*Farts*

Nope! Wish and Marvels bombed due to Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump wanting take us back to the Jim Crow era. Liz Cheney will take us to the Bill Clinton era where the economy was good and we had a budget surplus. And we are changing our minds, we want John Kasich as our VP. I WANT A MAILMAN IN THE WH!!! This is a good idea because of Liz Cheney is impeached due to sexism we will have John Kasich. But don't worry fruitloop, Ezra wishes us luck on getting revenge on Putin.

Instead of fighting, let's have a drink together.